According to the multiverse theory, infinite universes exist. Some believe a new universe ruptures out of the cosmos with every choice we make. So by that standing, there's a universe out there where Ed Milliband didn't eat that bacon sandwich. There's a universe where you didn't get your heartbroken. There's one where you stepped out into the road and got smushed by a passing UFO. And, inevitably, there's a universe where an alien has even worse luck than you. I suppose there's a comfort in that.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 5.6 oz/y² (192 g/m²)
• Giclée printing quality
• Opacity: 94%
Every item is printed on demand. But if, like past me, you have no idea what that means, it’s basically that once you make your purchase, the order goes through to the elves at my printing house who then create, package and post your item to you.
It takes between two and seven days for the printer to create your existential item. Then, factor in a week or two for the item to find its way through to your post box. If you have any questions, give me a nudge, dispatch a carrier pigeon or send me a message in bottle and I’ll be on hand to help.