Are you planning to visit an alien planet for your next holiday? Do you wanna do some star spotting in the Milky Way? Well, you can't, sadly. But if you buy this mug, you can be as chilled as this alien.
• Stronger than your dishwasher
• Can go for a spin in your microwave without collapsing in on itself like a dying star
Every item is printed on demand. But if, like past me, you have no idea what that means, it’s basically that once you make your purchase, the order goes through to the elves at my printing house who then create, package and post your item to you.
It takes between two and seven days for the printer to create your existential item. Then, factor in a week or two for the item to find its way through to your post box. If you have any questions, give me a nudge, dispatch a carrier pigeon or send me a message in bottle and I’ll be on hand to help.